You can never stop people from talking negatively against you, but you can make them eat what they have said, and see them choke to death.

You can never stop people from talking negatively against you, but you can make them eat what they have said, and see them choke to death.
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No one is as ugly as their ID pictures, and as pretty as their profile pictures.

No one is as ugly as their ID 
pictures, and as pretty as their profile pictures.
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If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing.

If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing.
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A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.
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The reason I sometimes talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

The reason I sometimes talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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There is no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

There is no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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If you don't do stupid things while you are young,you might have nothing to smile about when you are old.

If you don't do stupid things while you are young,you might have nothing to smile about when you are old.
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You don't have to be the fastest in most life-threatening situations, just don't be the slowest.

You don't have to be the fastest in most life-threatening situations, just don't be the slowest.
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Never assume under any circumstances; because it will only make an ass out of U and ME.

Never assume under any circumstances; because it 
will only make an ass out of 
U and ME.
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An honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone.

An honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone.
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