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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and it gives you 
a really good story to tell.

Don't play hard to get if you're already hard to want.

If something's good for you 
or your health, it's probably going to taste or feel bad.

If you lend someone money 
and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

People can be like a boss all they want and for as long as they want. All that matters is they don't stop working for me.

If you managed to put on a smile when things go wrong, you already have someone in mind to blame.

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