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If something's good for you 
or your health, it's probably going to taste or feel bad.

If you lend someone money 
and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

People can be like a boss all they want and for as long as they want. All that matters is they don't stop working for me.

If you managed to put on a smile when things go wrong, you already have someone in mind to blame.

Girls are like telephones; 
they love to be held and 
talked to, but if you push 
the wrong button, you'll get disconnected.

Always try to get along with 
the person who is cutting 
your hair!

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