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Always be the kind of person that your dog thinks you are.

A pessimist is someone who thinks everybody is as nasty 
as himself or herself, and hates them for it.

If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we would immediately grab ours back.

Opportunity is missed by 
most people because it is usually dressed in overalls 
and looks a lot like work.

How many haters does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. Because they fear change, even if it can make the world 
a brighter place.

Don't let other people's opinion bother you because opinions are like assholes; everyone has one and they all stink.

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