Funny Quotes

Opportunity is missed by 
most people because it is usually dressed in overalls 
and looks a lot like work.

How many haters does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. Because they fear change, even if it can make the world 
a brighter place.

Don't let other people's opinion bother you because opinions are like assholes; everyone has one and they all stink.

If you entered an unfamiliar house with a couch still wrapped in plastic, get the 
hell out of there!

The first symptom of love in a young man is shyness; and the first symptom in a woman, is boldness.

The only person dumber 
than 'he-who-knows-it-all' 
is he who argues with him.

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