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The only person dumber 
than 'he-who-knows-it-all' 
is he who argues with him.

If you're somehow caught 
in a fight you can't get out of, 
hit first and hit hard.

People don't usually regret doing something; they just regret getting caught.

If something personal cannot be fixed by duct tape or with a good night sleep, it's not worth fixing.

If your words say one thing, and your actions another, you're an asshole.

Sometimes telling someone 
to be himself or herself is the worst advice you can give to some people.

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