Funny Quotes

If you entered an unfamiliar house with a couch still wrapped in plastic, get the 
hell out of there!





The first symptom of love in a young man is shyness; and the first symptom in a woman, is boldness.





The only person dumber 
than 'he-who-knows-it-all' 
is he who argues with him.





If you're somehow caught 
in a fight you can't get out of, 
hit first and hit hard.





People don't usually regret doing something; they just regret getting caught.





If something personal cannot be fixed by duct tape or with a good night sleep, it's not worth fixing.





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