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When someone offers you a breath mint, take it.

Never argue with stupid people because they will 
drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Always be the kind of person that your dog thinks you are.

A pessimist is someone who thinks everybody is as nasty 
as himself or herself, and hates them for it.

If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we would immediately grab ours back.

Opportunity is missed by 
most people because it is usually dressed in overalls 
and looks a lot like work.

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