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True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together!

Never laugh at the choices that your partner made because you're one of them.

When someone offers you a breath mint, take it.

Never argue with stupid people because they will 
drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Always be the kind of person that your dog thinks you are.

A pessimist is someone who thinks everybody is as nasty 
as himself or herself, and hates them for it.

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