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Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

Every person has the power to make others happy. Some do it simply by entering a room; others by leaving the room.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone 
puts their hands on you, 
send them to the grave.

The two best things a person can lose in life are probably 
fair-weather friends and some weight.

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together!

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