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The best way to make someone remember you is to borrow money from them.





If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.





Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions





Never mess with people who mess with people you don't mess with.





The truth will set you free,
but first, it will piss you off.





Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.





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