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An optimist may see a light where there is none, but watch out for the pessimist who always rushes to blow it out!

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody obviously 
isn't thinking.

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot fun until you get the bill.

Whatever you attract into your life is a reflection of what you are; so don't complain if you end up with an ass.

A lady never strikes first.
She asks questions.
Then strikes.

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