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Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot fun until you get the bill.





Whatever you attract into your life is a reflection of what you are; so don't complain if you end up with an ass.





A lady never strikes first.
She asks questions.
Then strikes.





The best way to make someone remember you is to borrow money from them.





If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.





Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions





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