Funny Quotes

There is no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

If you don't do stupid things while you are young,you might have nothing to smile about when you are old.

You don't have to be the fastest in most life-threatening situations, just don't be the slowest.

Never assume under any circumstances; because it 
will only make an ass out of 
U and ME.

An honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone.

Just because you are 
unique does not mean 
you are useful.

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