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If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing.

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.

The reason I sometimes talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

There is no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

If you don't do stupid things while you are young,you might have nothing to smile about when you are old.

You don't have to be the fastest in most life-threatening situations, just don't be the slowest.

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