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You don't have to be the fastest in most life-threatening situations, just don't be the slowest.





Never assume under any circumstances; because it 
will only make an ass out of 
U and ME.





An honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone.





Just because you are 
unique does not mean 
you are useful.





An optimist may see a light where there is none, but watch out for the pessimist who always rushes to blow it out!





To make a long story short, don't tell it.





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