Funny Quotes

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Chocolate is the answer to everything, no matter the question.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles away from the next exit.

You can never stop people from talking negatively against you, but you can make them eat what they have said, and see them choke to death.

No one is as ugly as their ID 
pictures, and as pretty as their profile pictures.

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