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He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles away from the next exit.

You can never stop people from talking negatively against you, but you can make them eat what they have said, and see them choke to death.

No one is as ugly as their ID 
pictures, and as pretty as their profile pictures.

If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing.

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.

The reason I sometimes talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

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