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The difference between men and women is; man endures pain as an undeserved punishment and woman accepts it as a natural heritage.

If someone tells you you're not beautiful, turn around and walk away, so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass.

There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

You are not famous until my mother has heard of you.

If you're going to believe everything that you read, 
I suggest that you better 
not read at all.

If you are holding a clipboard, then no, I do not have a minute to spare.

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