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Call a girl pretty, she'll forget it in an hour. Call a girl ugly, and she'll remember it for the rest of her life.

Don't be a bitch because once you've become one there is no cure for it.

Girls are not a temperature, call them beautiful, not hot.

Never get into any kind of fights with ugly people because they have 
nothing to lose!

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's suddenly a brighter day.
Don't be like a cloud.

It's okay to laugh during sex, just don't point.

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