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There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

You are not famous until my mother has heard of you.

If you're going to believe everything that you read, 
I suggest that you better 
not read at all.

If you are holding a clipboard, then no, I do not have a minute to spare.

Guys, the next time when someone tells you 'bros 
before hoes', tell them that 
the rule still stands, except 
that she's not a hoe.

When life gives you lemons, ask it for sugar, water, ice, and a stand by a hot busy road.

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