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Guys, the next time when someone tells you 'bros 
before hoes', tell them that 
the rule still stands, except 
that she's not a hoe.





When life gives you lemons, ask it for sugar, water, ice, and a stand by a hot busy road.





Call a girl pretty, she'll forget it in an hour. Call a girl ugly, and she'll remember it for the rest of her life.





Don't be a bitch because once you've become one there is no cure for it.





Girls are not a temperature, call them beautiful, not hot.





Never get into any kind of fights with ugly people because they have 
nothing to lose!





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