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The bad news is, time flies. The good news is that as long as you're the pilot.

The difference between you and me, is that I can make him smile with my clothes on ;)

A word to the wise isn't necessary because it's mostly the stupid ones that need the advice.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, after you do so, you're already a mile away and you have their shoes.

The difference between men and women is; man endures pain as an undeserved punishment and woman accepts it as a natural heritage.

If someone tells you you're not beautiful, turn around and walk away, so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass.

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