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If someone's standing between you and another person you may know in an elevator, please don't create an 'elevator conversation sandwich'.

Age is of no importance unless you are cheese or wine.

If you don't want to receive sarcastic answers, don't ask stupid questions.

Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do anything by themselves.

If you make me miss my sleep and/or woke me up in the middle of my sleep, be prepared to suffer the consequences.

Don't ever waste your time arguing with an idiot. You are no match for Natural Stupidity.

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