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If you make me miss my sleep and/or woke me up in the middle of my sleep, be prepared to suffer the consequences.

Don't ever waste your time arguing with an idiot. You are no match for Natural Stupidity.

The bad news is, time flies. The good news is that as long as you're the pilot.

The difference between you and me, is that I can make him smile with my clothes on ;)

A word to the wise isn't necessary because it's mostly the stupid ones that need the advice.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, after you do so, you're already a mile away and you have their shoes.

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