thatonerule: #166

Eat a third, drink a third, leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. So when you get angry, there will be room for your rage.

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thatonerule: #165

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says 'Oh crap, she's up.'

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thatonerule: #154

You can't always blame the jeans for making you look fat. A great ass is something you have to work for.

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thatonerule: #151

A story should be like a miniskirt: long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting.

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thatonerule: #143

When you use poor grammar, I judge you.

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thatonerule: #128

Never congratulate a woman on her pregnancy unless she is wearing indicative clothing.

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