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Never ignore a coincidence. Unless you are busy, in which case, always ignore a coincidence.

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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

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A good neighbour is one that shares their Wi-Fi password

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Ladies, you're not some cheap chicken value meal for every man to drive through. If he wants legs, breasts and thighs, send him to Popeyes.

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When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.

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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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