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Never ignore a coincidence. Unless you are busy, in which case, always ignore a coincidence.

Never ignore a coincidence. Unless you are busy, in which case, always ignore a coincidence.
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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
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A good neighbour is one that shares their Wi-Fi password

A good neighbour is one that shares their Wi-Fi password
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Ladies, you're not some cheap chicken value meal for every man to drive through. If he wants legs, breasts and thighs, send him to Popeyes.

Ladies, you're not some  cheap chicken value meal for every man to drive through. If  he wants legs, breasts and thighs, send him to Popeyes.
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When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Chocolate is the answer to everything, no matter the question.

Chocolate is the answer to everything, no matter the question.
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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
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He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles away from the next exit.

He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles away from the next exit.
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A best friend won't agree with you to make you happy. They will say what needs to be said, no matter you want to hear it or not.

A best friend won't agree with you to make you happy. They will say what needs to be said, no matter you want to hear it or not.

No matter how smart you are, the matters of the heart will always make you dumb.

No matter how smart you are, the matters of the heart will always make you dumb.

A good neighbour is one that shares their Wi-Fi password

A good neighbour is one that shares their Wi-Fi password

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